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Hey YOU Mayans…..We’re STILL Here….Where YOU At??

By Jueseppi B.






This is high comedy. The only doomsday scenario I notice is John Boehner and his TeaTardedRepubliCANT caucus, crashing and burning like a doomsday suicide bomber from World War II.


BUT, it does make interesting fodder for a doomsday post. The following information has been gathered from a plethora of sources…..some legit, some not so much. There’s NASA’s official site, Wikipedia, Glendora Patch & an old Mayan I keep in the basement.


Lets get to it:


The 2012 phenomenon comprises a range of eschatological beliefs according to which cataclysmic or trans formative events will occur around 21 December 2012. This date is regarded as the end-date of a 5125-year-long cycle in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar. Various astronomical alignments and neurological formula have been proposed as pertaining to this date, though none has been accepted by mainstream scholarship.


New Age interpretation of this transition is that the date marks the start of time in which Earth and its inhabitants may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation, and that 21 December 2012 may mark the beginning of a new era. Others suggest that the date marks the end of the world or a similar catastrophe. Scenarios suggested for the end of the world include the arrival of the next solar maximum, an interaction between Earth and the black hole at the center of the galaxy, or Earth’s collision with a planet called Nibiru.


Scholars from various disciplines have dismissed the idea of such cataclysmic events occurring in 2012. Professional Mayanist scholars state that predictions of impending doom are not found in any of the extant classic Maya accounts, and that the idea that the Long Count calendar ends in 2012 misrepresents Maya history and culture, while astronomers have rejected the various proposed doomsday scenarios as pseudoscience, stating that they conflict with simple astronomical observations.


The Maya is a Mesoamerican civilization, noted for the only known fully developed written language of the pre-Columbian Americas, as well as for its artarchitecture, and mathematical and astronomical systems. Initially established during the Pre-Classic period (c. 2000 BC to AD 250), according to the Mesoamerican chronology, many Maya cities reached their highest state of development during the Classic period (c. AD 250 to 900), and continued throughout the Post-Classic period until the arrival of the Spanish.


The Maya civilization shares many features with other Mesoamerican civilizations due to the high degree of interaction and cultural diffusion that characterized the region. Advances such as writing, epigraphy, and the calendar did not originate with the Maya; however, their civilization fully developed them. Maya influence can be detected from HondurasBelizeGuatemala, and western El Salvador to as far away as central Mexico, more than 1,000 km (620 mi) from the Maya area. Many outside influences are found in Maya art and architecture, which are thought to result from trade and cultural exchange rather than direct external conquest.


The Maya peoples never disappeared, neither at the time of the Classic period decline nor with the arrival of the Spanish conquistadores and the subsequent Spanish colonization of the Americas. Today, the Maya and their descendants form sizable populations throughout the Maya area and maintain a distinctive set of traditions and beliefs that are the result of the merger of pre-Columbian and post-Conquest ideas and cultures. Millions of people speak Mayan languages today; the Rabinal Achí, a play written in the Achi language, was declared a Masterpiece of the Oral and Intangible Heritage of Humanity by UNESCO in 2005.




Main article: Maya calendar

In common with the other Mesoamerican civilizations, the Maya had measured the length of the solar year to a high degree of accuracy, far more accurately than that used in Europe as the basis of the Gregorian calendar. They did not use this figure for the length of year in their calendars, however; the calendars they used were crude, being based on a year length of exactly 365 days, which means that the calendar falls out of step with the seasons by one day every four years. By comparison, the Julian calendar, used in Europe from Roman times until about the 16th Century, accumulated an error of only one day every 128 years. The modern Gregorian calendar is even more accurate, accumulating only a day’s error in approximately 3257 years.



Timewave zero and the I Ching


“Timewave zero” is a numerological formula that purports to calculate the ebb and flow of “novelty”, defined as increase over time in the universe‘s interconnectedness, or organized complexity. According to Terence McKenna, the universe has a teleological attractor at the end of time that increases interconnectedness, eventually reaching a singularity of infinite complexity in 2012, at which point anything and everything imaginable will occur simultaneously. He conceived this idea over several years in the early to mid-1970s whilst using psilocybin mushrooms and DMT.


McKenna expressed “novelty” in a computer program which purportedly produces a waveform known as “timewave zero” or the “timewave”. Based on McKenna’s interpretation of the King Wen sequence of the I Ching, an ancient Chinese book on divination, the graph appears to show great periods of novelty corresponding with major shifts in humanity’s biological and sociocultural evolution. He believed that the events of any given time are resonantly related to the events of other times, and chose the atomic bombing of Hiroshima as the basis for calculating his end date of November 2012. When he later discovered this date’s proximity to the end of the 13th b’ak’tun of the Maya calendar, he revised his hypothesis so that the two dates matched.


The 1975 first edition of The Invisible Landscape refers to 2012 (but no specific day during the year) only twice. In the 1993 second edition, McKenna employed Sharer’s date of 21 December 2012 throughout.



Doomsday theories


A far more apocalyptic view of the year 2012 that has spread in various media describes the end of the world or of human civilization on that date. This view has been promulgated by many hoax pages on the Internet, particularly on YouTube. The Discovery Channel has been criticized for its “quasi-documentaries” about the subject that have “sacrifice accuracy for entertainment”.


OK….you confused enough?


Lets add some comedy into the mix, shall we:



Is The World ENDING on December 21, 2012? – Mayan Calendar End of the World 2012?


Published on Dec 7, 2012 (Get Email Updates)

“But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up.[c] 11 Therefore, since all these things will be dissolved, what manner of persons ought you to be in holy conduct and godliness, 12 looking for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be dissolved, being on fire, and the elements will melt with fervent heat? 13 Nevertheless we, according to His promise, look for new heavens and a new earth in which righteousness dwells.

14 Therefore, beloved, looking forward to these things, be diligent to be found by Him in peace, without spot and blameless; 15 and consider that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation.”

2 Peter 3:10-15

End of the world 2012? What do you think?

What does the bible say about the end of the world?

As you may around know this idea of end of the world 2012 came from the idea that the mayan calendar will end on December 21, 2012.

But as the scriptures tell us no one will know when the “end of the world” will be, only our Heavenly Father knows.

Our best attitude is to make sure we’re always ready to see God, and not so much in worrying about whether it’ll be end of the world 2012 or the next year or when doomsday will be.

As you may already know the whole Mayan calendar doomsday scenario will likely be overtaken by another popular idea about the apocalypse down the road when this date pass.

We must always be ready to see God as if today is the end of the world.

But we always have hope in Jesus Christ through repentance and faith in Him. God bless you!






Beyond 2012: Why the World Won’t End


Dec. 21, 2012, won’t be the end of the world as we know, however, it will be another winter solstice.

Contrary to some of the common beliefs out there, the claims behind the end of the world quickly unravel when pinned down to the 2012 timeline.

Below, NASA Scientists answer questions on the following 2012 topics:
















Question (Q): Are there any threats to the Earth in 2012? Many Internet websites say the world will end in December 2012.


 Answer (A):The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.




Q: What is the origin of the prediction that the world will end in 2012?


 A: The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth. This catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003, but when nothing happened the doomsday date was moved forward to December 2012 and linked to the end of one of the cycles in the ancient Mayan calendar at the winter solstice in 2012 — hence the predicted doomsday date of December 21, 2012.



Q: Does the Mayan calendar end in December 2012?


 A: Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then — just as your calendar begins again on January 1 — another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.



Q: Is NASA predicting a “total blackout” of Earth on Dec. 23 to Dec. 25?


 A: Absolutely not. Neither NASA nor any other scientific organization is predicting such a blackout. The false reports on this issue claim that some sort of “alignment of the Universe” will cause a blackout. There is no such alignment (see next question). Some versions of this rumor cite an emergency preparedness message from NASA Administrator Charles Bolden. This is simply a message encouraging people to be prepared for emergencies, recorded as part of a wider government preparedness campaign. It never mentions a blackout.
›Watch the Video



Q: Could planets align in a way that impacts Earth?


 A: There are no planetary alignments in the next few decades and even if these alignments were to occur, their effects on the Earth would be negligible. One major alignment occurred in 1962, for example, and two others happened during 1982 and 2000. Each December the Earth and sun align with the approximate center of the Milky Way Galaxy but that is an annual event of no consequence.
› More about alignment

“There apparently is a great deal of interest in celestial bodies, and their locations and trajectories at the end of the calendar year 2012. Now, I for one love a good book or movie as much as the next guy. But the stuff flying around through cyberspace, TV and the movies is not based on science. There is even a fake NASA news release out there…”

– Don Yeomans, NASA senior research scientist.

Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?


A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.



Q: What is the polar shift theory? Is it true that the Earth’s crust does a 180-degree rotation around the core in a matter of days if not hours?


 A: A reversal in the rotation of Earth is impossible. There are slow movements of the continents (for example Antarctica was near the equator hundreds of millions of years ago), but that is irrelevant to claims of reversal of the rotational poles. However, many of the disaster websites pull a bait-and-switch to fool people. They claim a relationship between the rotation and the magnetic polarity of Earth, which does change irregularly, with a magnetic reversal taking place every 400,000 years on average. As far as we know, such a magnetic reversal doesn’t cause any harm to life on Earth. Scientists believe a magnetic reversal is very unlikely to happen in the next few millennia.
› More about polar shift

Q: Is the Earth in danger of being hit by a meteor in 2012?


 A: The Earth has always been subject to impacts by comets and asteroids, although big hits are very rare. The last big impact was 65 million years ago, and that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Today NASA astronomers are carrying out a survey called the Spaceguard Survey to find any large near-Earth asteroids long before they hit. We have already determined that there are no threatening asteroids as large as the one that killed the dinosaurs. All this work is done openly with the discoveries posted every day on the NASA Near-Earth Object Program Office website, so you can see for yourself that nothing is predicted to hit in 2012.

Q: How do NASA scientists feel about claims of the world ending in 2012?


 A: For any claims of disaster or dramatic changes in 2012, where is the science? Where is the evidence? There is none, and for all the fictional assertions, whether they are made in books, movies, documentaries or over the Internet, we cannot change that simple fact. There is no credible evidence for any of the assertions made in support of unusual events taking place in December 2012.
› Why you need not fear a supernova
› About super volcanoes


Q: Is there a danger from giant solar storms predicted for 2012?


 A: Solar activity has a regular cycle, with peaks approximately every 11 years. Near these activity peaks, solar flares can cause some interruption of satellite communications, although engineers are learning how to build electronics that are protected against most solar storms. But there is no special risk associated with 2012. The next solar maximum will occur in the 2012-2014 time frame and is predicted to be an average solar cycle, no different than previous cycles throughout history.
› Video: Solar Storms
› More about solar storms


Additional information concerning 2012 is available on the Web, at:



And finally……


It’s 12/21/12, and we’re still alive.


Dec. 21, 2012 is Doomsday according to what some have said the Mayan calendar prophesized. According to the hype, the Maya predicted the Apocalypse right at the hour of the Winter Solstice, at 5:11 a.m. EST. But what did the Maya really say about Dec. 21, 2012?


It turns out, some experts say, the Mayans really didn’t make any apocalyptic prophetic statements about Dec. 21, 2012.


The Maya kept three different calendars, the final one – the 5,125-year-Long Count Calendar ending on Dec. 21, 2012 – is said to complete a major cycle.


While some have speculated that the Maya may have considered the 21st of December important to end their Long Count Calendar on that date, but there is no known record of the Maya ever predicting an apocalyptic end, or even a major milestone, occurring on the date.


NASA released a statement about the Doomsday talk.


“The world will not end in 2012,” NASA writes. “Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.


“Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012,” NASA writes. “This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then — just as your calendar begins again on January 1 — another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.”


The ancient Maya, whose empire collapsed in 900 A.D. in the midst of warfare and drought, were advanced timekeepers and astrologers. But that didn’tnecessarily make them clairvoyant, according to Mayan researchers.


Still, that hasn’t stopped New Agers and partiers to party as if it is the end of the world.


Cruise ships are descending upon the Yucatan peninsula for a wild end-of-the-world party.


The website Doomsday Party 2012 is urging people not to worry. Even if the world ends, why not spend the last hours celebrating?


Related Topics: 12/21/12DoomsdayMayan Calendar, and apocalypse


NOW….ain’t you so glad I put this together… give you some relief from all your doomsday fears?


So glad I could help.










1 reply »

  1. Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
    [no response]
    Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on? Is anyone there?
    Colonel Chase: That’s affirmative, sir.
    Airman Dougherty: Yeah, we’re here! Jesus H. Christ! We’re still here!

    General Beringer: [smiles sarcastically at a Mayan Priest] Mr. Mayan, after very careful consideration, sir, I’ve come to the conclusion that your calendar sucks.

    General Beringer: Colonel, take us to DEFCON five.

    Joshua: Apocalypse is a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?


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