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The Old Man and the Hooker

Renting Love

I was driving down the street on a Thursday afternoon

Just mindin’ my own business and listening to a tune.

When I noticed a girl in red on the corner at the light

Her stilettos were quite high and her dress was mighty tight.

I swear I wasn’t lookin’ for no action; I had no plans in mind

But then she turned to wave and I saw her fine behind.

In my heart I was hopin’ I could just move right on past

Muster up the courage that would let me drive off fast.

Alas the light stayed red, my truck constrained to idle more

Heels clicked louder,  faster, the girl advancing to my door

The light turned green but it’s too late, she’s leaning in my window

Lovely cleavage catches my eye my brain is now in limbo

From behind a horn blows hard, “Get in babe,” I shout…

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