So my worst nightmare has happened. For those of you that have been around for a while, such dramatic starts to my post usually means I’ve either wet myself or shat myself. Today boys and girl it’s a whole new level of fuckery. Let me set the scene:
It was late at night, Mr Secret Blog and I were having ‘alone adult time’ we had the TV on quiet and no lights on. He silently locked our bedroom door before we got busy, it wasn’t kinky sexy, it was passionate love making. I was moaning away and just as I was about to explode…
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
There was a fucking knock on the bedroom door.
As we scrambled about in panic my heart sank to my toes realise one of the kids was AWAKE!!!! I dived under the covered, while Mr Secret Blog put some shorts, he then casually…
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