As is- No Warranty

Who is Monroe Carter?

I sit alone but I’m not alone in my thoughts. Time and time again I think I’ve found something true only to realize it’s a clever ruse. Masquerading as something profound. Knocking on your door like a brilliant solicitor, with products you can’t resist. This is the latest and greats man on earth, he’s got all his shit together! He’s a provider, protector, family man, into the arts, to top it off he’s handsome, built to last!

Going once, going twice, sold to the lady with her heart open and ready to love!

Disclaimer- Dealer not responsible: for broken hearts, cheating, wondering eyes, emotional abuse, walking out, loss of interest, lack of motivation, side chicks, baby mama drama, false advertisement, lack of understanding, missing in action, outside kids, lack of sincerity, stagnate mindset, mamas boys, cheapness, and judgement! Sold as is – no warranty – no returns: See agreement for…

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