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This Or That Tag

I was never tagged into this cool tag game but as usual, I decided to break a rule or twelve and I tagged myself.  I did get the idea from Mia Cara Dolce Sorella…. But I Smile Anyway…. The gorgeously talented Ms. Ritu Bhathal.  Stop over at her glorious blog and visit.

Rules:
Thank & tag the person that has tagged you
Attach the tag photo
Answers the ‘This or THAT questions
Tag a 10-20 friends.

P.S. I AM NOT PROOF READING THIS SO YOU MAY FIND TYPOS AND BAD GRAMMAR……JUST IMAGINE IT’S PERFECT.

Dog or Cat?
DOS ALL DAY. NEVER CATS.

MEET LUCIFER (LUCY) THE ONLY FEMALE I SLEEP WITH AND DON’T WISH SHE WENT HOME.

Netflix or YouTube?
NETFLIX. HULU. AMAZON PRIME.

Phone Call or Text?
NEITHER. I HATE HUMANS.

Toast or Eggs?
EGGS IN TOAST, ACTUALLY I LOVE THIS….

I don't always eat a big bteakfast. When I do…. I go all out in preparation.

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Cardio or Weights?
I SWIM 90 MINUTES EVERY 24 HOURS IN THE Mediterranean Sea, SO THAT SOUNDS LIKE BOTH TO ME.

Facebook or Twitter?
I HATE BOTH FOR THE SAME REASONS: CENSORSHIP AND DUMBFUCK TERMS OF SERVICE.

Ice Cream Cone or Snow Cone?
BOTH. THERE’S A PLACE IN CHICAGO, ACROSS THE STREET FROM A ITALIAN BEEF STAND, THAT SELLS THE BEST SNOW CONE ON THE PLANET. ICE CREAM IN HAWAII IS THE BEST THERE IS.

Mobile Games or Console Games?
HUH??? WHAT??

While walking: Music or Podcasts?
I NEVER GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH SHIT, LIKE EAR BUDS OR HEADPHONES, COVERING MY EARS. HOW DOES ONE HEAR SHIT??

iOS or Android?
ISN’T ANDROID A MOVIE AND DOESN’T iOS STANDS FOR  “iT’S OBVIOUSLY SHIT?”

Cake or Pie?
ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CAKE OR PIE IS LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BLONDE, BRUNETTE, OR REDHEAD. BOTH PLEASE. AT THE SAME EXACT TIME TOO.

Swimming or Sunbathing?
SEE “Cardio or Weights?” DEFINITELY SWIMMING.

Big Party or Small Gathering?
I HATE CROWDS OF HUMANS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY’RE ALL DRESSED UP FEELING IMPORTANT….BUT I WILL BE ATTENDING THE BLOGGER’S BASH IN 2019….SO BE VERY AFRAID.

New Clothes or New Phone?
CLOTHES NO DOUBT. I OWN 27 SUITS WITH MATCHING DRESS SHIRTS, TIES, SOCKS, DRESS SHOES, AND POCKET SQUARES.

OH…AND I LOVE HATS AS WELL….

Rich Friend or Loyal Friend?
FRIENDS…… I HATE HUMANS. REMEMBER.

Football or Basketball?
BASEBALL IN PERSON. NOTHING BEATS THE THRILL OF A DAY AT A BASEBALL PARK.

Nice Car or Nice Home Interior?
NICE BOAT.

FOLLOWED BY A NICE HOME……

What’s worse: Laundry or Dishes?
NEITHER IS WORSE FOR ME. I LIKE DOING LAUNDRY AND DISHES.

Jogging or Hiking?
SWIMMING…..ARE YOU GUYS EVEN LISTENING TO ME.

Bath or Shower?
I SHOWER EVERY MORNING WHEN I AWAKE. I BATHE EVERY NIGHT/DAY BEFORE BED. I SAY NIGHT/DAY BECAUSE SOMETIMES I GO TO BED FOR THE NIGHT, IN THE DAYTIME.

Sneakers, or sandals?
DRESS SHOES OR HIKING COMBAT BOOTS OR DECK SHOES OR BAREFOOT IN THE HOUSE.

Glasses or Contacts?
JUST STARTED WEARING READING GLASSES. NOTHING TOUCHES MY EYE BALLS BUT THE INSIDE OF MY EYE LIDS.

Hamburger or Taco?
DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER WITH COLBY CHEESE, MAYO, MUSTARD ONIONS SLICED WITH DILL PICKLE ON THE SIDE. YES TACOS PLEASE.

Couch or Recliner?
FLOOR.

Online Shopping or Shopping in a Store?
NOTHING BEATS SHOPPING FOR ANY/EVERYTHING IN PERSON. OUT IN THE STREET BUYING THINGS FROM PEOPLE. YES I KNOW I HATE HUMANS. GO FIGURE.

Receive: Email or Letter?
I HATE HUMANS, SO NEITHER. LEAVE ME ALONE AND NEVER SHOW UP UNANNOUNCED. UNLESS YOU’RE WEARING A SKIRT AND HEELS. HIGH HEELS.

Passenger or Driver?
DRIVER ALWAYS. WELL UNLESS YOU’RE WEARING A SKIRT, AND VERY HIGH HEELS…..

Tablet or Computer?
LAP TOP. MY DESK TOP HAS NOT BEEN POWERED UP IN 3 YEARS. MY TABLET IS STILL IN THE BOX UNOPENED. (GIFT)

Most important in a partner: Intelligent or Funny?
INTELLIGENT. SMART. SAVVY. FUNNY. WISE. EXPERIENCED. WEARING A SKIRT AND HIGH HEELS.

Car or Truck?
BOAT. HARLEY. SUV. DROPTOP MUSCLE CAR MADE IN THE USA.

Blue or Red?
BLUE OR RED WHAT?

Money or Free Time?
MONEY TO SPEND IN MY FREE TIME.

Amusement Park or Day at the Beach?
A DAY SAILING. A DAY FISHING. ON A BOAT. WITH SOMEONE WEARING A SKIRT AND DECK SHOES.

At a movie: Candy or Popcorn?
TRIPLE BUTTER POPCORN WITH A SIDE OF A KIT KAT BAR AND REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS.

Pen or Pencil?
YELLOW NUMBER TWO PENCIL, FRESHLY SHARPENED. GOES BACK TO MY DAYS OF ARCHITECTURE CLASSES IN HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE.

Toilet paper: Over or Under?
WET WIPES FROM A HUGGIES BOX. THESE THINGS ALSO CLEAN STAINS FROM EVERYFUCKINTHING. I SWEAR BY HUGGIES WET WIPES.

Cups in the cupboard: Right Side Up or Up Side Down?
A ROTATING MUG CAROUSAL STANDING BESIDE MY HAMILTON BEACH BREW STATION. FORGIVE THE VIDEO, IT CUT OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF EXPLAINING THE BREW STATION BUT I AM LEARNING THIS WHOLE CELL PHONE THING.

After a trip to my local farmers market….this is my booty.

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Pancake or Waffle?
PANCAKES WITH BACON BETWEEN WAFFLES WITH SLICED STRAWBERRIES BETWEEN THE BACON.

Coke or Pepsi?
MANGO ICED LEMON TEA.

Coffee Cup or Thermos?
INSULATED TRAVEL MUG WITH A HANDLE…IN OTHER WORDS A BIG MUG.

Blinds or Curtain?
MY WINDOWS ARE BARE, AND 98% OF THE TIME…..WIDE OPEN.

Train or Plane?
BOAT. CAR. TRAIN. PLANE…..AND AIR AN HOSTESS WITH……SKIRT AND HIGH HEELS.

Phone or Tablet?
A GOOD STEPHEN KING NOVEL.

Iced  Coffee or Hot Coffee?
ICED COFFEE ON A BOAT. HOT COFFEE IN BED.

Meat or Vegetables?
I HAVE BEEN VEGAN THE PAST 27 YEARS BUT I DO HAVE A MEDIUM RARE STEAK OR BBQ’D RIBS OR A HOMEMADE BRAT ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS. LIKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. SO BOTH.

International Vacation or a New TV?
I DO NOT OWN A TV. I TAKE A VACATION EVERY TIME I GO OUTSIDE.

Save or Spend?
SAVE DAILY TO SPEND WEEKLY.

Honesty or Other’s Feelings?
HONESTY MEANS YOU ARE THINKING OF OTHER’S FEELINGS. WHO WANTS TO BE LIED TO.

Coffee or Tea?
STELLA ARTOIS BEER.

TV or Book?
PAPER BOOK. WITH DUST AND THE SMELL OF INK. WORN PAGES.

Movie at Home or Movie at the Theater?
FILM IN HOME THEATER.

Ocean or Mountains?
ANY AND ALL BODIES OF WATER. MOUNTAINS WHEN NECESSARY.

Horror Movie or Comedy Movie?
ACTION ADVENTURE. ROMANCE. MYSTERY. WESTERN.

City or Countryside?
A CITY BOY WHO RELISHES THE COUNTRY.

Winter or Summer?
FALL FOLLOWED BY WINTER. AUTUMN IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SEASON.

Mac or PC?
I OWN/USE BOTH.

Console Gaming or PC Gaming?
HUH. WHAT.

Soup or Sandwich?
STEAK SANDWICH WITH BEEF BOURGUIGNON STEW.

Card Game or Board Game?
POKER. BID WHIST. GIN. CHESS. CHECKERS. POOL.

Camping or Binge Watching Shows at Home?
SAILING. FISHING. ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN FISHING: SITTING FOR HOURS ON MY BOAT LISTENING TO A BALL GAME. LINE IN THE WATER. IGNORING LINE IN THE WATER. FRESH CAUGHT SALMON ON THE LITTLE WEBER GRILL. THATS FISHING.

Working Alone or Working in a Team?
HUH. WHAT. WORKING. WHY.

Dine In or Delivery?
COOKING MYSELF. FOR A WOMAN. WEARING…… SKIRT….HIGH HEELS….

Sweater or Hoodie?
DRESS SHIRT AND TIE. NO SHIRT. BEAR CHESTED.

WHY COVER THIS UP.

Motorcycle or Bicycle?
65 HARLEY PANHEAD

Book or eBook?
WHATS AN eBook? A BOOK HAS PAGES THAT FEEL LIKE OLD PAPER. SMELL OF INK AND TIME. THATS A BOOK.

When sleeping: Fan or No Fan?
BREEZE ROLLING IN FROM AN OPEN BEDROOM DOOR/WINDOW. SHEET OR NOTHING COVERING NAKEDNESS.

TV Shows or Movies?
DEPENDS ON MY MOOD. A GOOD FILM AND BY GOOD I MEAN MY STANDARDS OF GOOD, IS QUICK. A GOOD TV SHOW, AND AGAIN I MEAN MY VERSION OF GOOD, TAKES TIME TO WATCH, OVER WEEKS. I DO BOTH OCCASIONALLY.

Now this is the part where I tag up to twenty folks……NOT GONNA HAPPEN….so if you are reading this…….

CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED PARTNER.

 

THAT was kinda fun and thank you Mia Cara Dolce Sorella…. But I Smile Anyway…. Ms. Ritu Bhathal I always love your blog content. 

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19 replies »

  1. I loved learning more about you here, Mr. MN 🙂 I especially like what you say about having a vacation every time you go outside. Keep up the great exercise swimming 😀

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  2. You are so funny Pyaare Veer!
    Oh and Sonu Singh the cat forgives you for the first answer.. he knows he’d have your heart the first time you met him!

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