Sunday Night “Get to Know”…….

Yes…..another “get to know me”…….soon, very soon you’ll know more about me…..THAN I KNOW ABOUT ME.

We can all thank the gorgeously beautiful Ms. Ella Eris over at EllaErisBeautyAndLifeStyle a wonderful blog you should visit, regularly.

Thank you Ms. Ella…..

Here We Go……..Buckle Up……

Nothin’ special…just another fun “get to know me” quiz!

1) Are you a morning or night person? Am I even a person? I love the night. I adore the day. Admire the afternoons. Relish the evenings.
2) Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? FOOD. Period. It just has to be fresh, tasty, flavorful and smell good.
3) Ninjas or pirates? Women….. wearing high heels. preferably smoking a cigar. On my boat.
4) Ninjas vs pirates, discuss. OK, what the fuck…are we 7 years old.
5) Autobots or Decepticons? See answer above……..right here…. 👆
6) What was your favorite childhood television program?  Andy Griffith Show, The Equalizer, I Dream Of Jeannie, Gilligan’s Island, Sherlock Holmes, Charlie Chan, The Rifleman, Chicago Cubs baseball, Mannix, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Jeffersons, Good Times, The Honeymooners, Jackie Gleason Show, Streets Of San Francisco, I got more if you’re interested…..
7) Are you a collector of anything? Fine men time pieces, vintage men’s clothes, baseball caps, memories.
8) If you could be any animal, what would you be? A wild Black Panther.
9) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Invisibility.
10) What is usually your first thought when you wake up? I didn’t die in my sleep, so it’s a good/great day.
11) What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? I wonder if she will be here when I wake up and if so, will she cook ME breakfast for a change.
12) What’s your favorite color? All earth tones, the colors of fall/autumn. And purple. All hues of purple.
13) What’s your favorite animal? Shark. The Great White. Whales. The Blue Whale to be specific.
14) Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Yes I do. It’s very over self absorbed to believe humans on earth are the only living organisms in this galaxy. This planet is not the only planet so why would humans believe we/they are the only living things?
15) Do you believe in ghosts? Spirits Yes. Ghosts, No. There’s a difference. Look it up.
16) Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? Never. I am addicted to cigars, boats, sailing, fishing (My way of fishing), old Harley motorcycles, antique time pieces, good food, women who are classy when necessary but erotic all the time, women wearing high heels, swimming, Sicily, classic lines of Architecture.
17) You’re given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? The poor. The disadvantaged. The movement to stop gun violence. The war on drugs, and not a pusher on a street corner but the wall street pimps who bring drugs into cities. Racism, in all it’s gazillion forms. I am not noble or saintly, I hate guns, drugs, racism and poverty.
18) Have any bad habits? Cigars. Boats. Women. Harleys. Pool. Poker. The Chicago Cubs. I’m always naked when I’m home.
19) Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? That I have….. none drive me crazy or I’d stop ’em. Other’s bad habits that drive me angry, not crazy are toooooo many to attempt to list here so here’s my top 5: 1. Other’s playing THEIR music loud so that I have to hear it. 2. OTHERS talking on THEIR cells so fucking loud I want to snatch it from their hands and cut off their lips. 3. Rude ass humans. 4. Men wearing their pants so low on their hips I see their nasty underwear. THAT SHIT AIN’T STYLISH. Take it back to county jail where it started. 5. Parents who allow their bad ass kids to be bad ass kids in PUBLIC.
20) List 3 of your best personality traits:  Honesty. No Patience for bull shit. I do NOT lie. Don’t want the truth, do not ask me. What you see is absofuckinlutely what you will get. Evil. Stubborn. Dominate. The best friend. The worst enemy EVER. Thats 3 right….
21) List 3 of your worst personality traits:  I dislike stupid people. I dislike liars. I dislike most humans. I deplore racists. I can’t abide wealthy snobs. I don’t like very much conceited, self absorbed assholes. I hate all politicians until just ONE does the right thing for the right reasons. WAIT….you said “worst personality traits”….never mind.
22) Have any celebrity crushes?  Not crushes. I do know several celebrities personally based on my past profession as a chef…..they were clients because they were beautiful souls, and some were beautiful naked.
23) List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:  Know EVERYFUCKINTHING that I know now……43 years ago. OR if I had the ability to time travel, I’d go back in time to 1976, the year when I was in love with Bernadette.
24) Any tattoos or piercings? Army Ranger Motto tattoo. Tattoo of my wife & son, in profile looking at one another.
25) What’s the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Eyes. Lips. Hands. Feet. Ass/Hips. Smile. Finger Nails. Toe Nails. Clothes. Shoes. Believe it or not, everything mentioned is a key to that woman’s intelligence, self esteem level and mindset on life. The most important thing is her conversation but we won’t get to her conversation if she does not pass muster on all mentioned before conversation. YES. I. Am. Picky. Very.
26) What personality traits do you look for in a partner?  Intelligence. Smarts. Street Savvy. Humor. Erotic Nature. Sensuousness. High Self Esteem. Self Confidence. Knowledge.
27) What personality traits do you dislike in other people?  See numbers #20 & #21.
28) Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? No. No marriage for me again. I had a perfect marriage and a perfect family for 13 years.
29) Are you mostly a clean or messy person? Back in the 70’s, from 1970 to 1975 there was a TV show entitled The Odd Couple, based on Neil Simon’s Broadway play of the same name. The main characters were Oscar, a slob and Felix, a clean freak who shared a NYC apartment. I AM FELIX.
30) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I live there right now. Marsala. Sicily.
31) If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? Undersea in the Atlantic. Undersea in the Mediterranean. To Mars. Uranus. Jupiter.
32) List 5 goals on your life’s to-do list: 1. Stay alive long enough to see The Chicago Cubs repeat as World Series Champions.
2. Remove racism from this planet.
3. Win a $200 million lottery payday and give it all away over time.
4. Recover every stolen artifact the Nazi’s took.
5. Release all cures/remedies for all illnesses, both physical and mental to circumvent big pharma’s stranglehold on society. Making humans and animals pay for medicines and cures is unethical and inhumane. 
33) Name 1 regret you have: Joining the US military and staying in for 9 years.
34) Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: Being a kid.
35) Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: Sex. Cigars. Sailing. Cooking. Clothes. Women. Motorcycles. Dancing. Spending Money. Freedom. Pool. Poker. Love Making. Women In High Heels. Women Wearing Peals. ONLY Pearls. Food. Me.
36) What’s your favorite song of the moment?  Anything by Donny Hathaway. Jazz. R&B. Soul. Blues Guitar. Prince. Jazz Saxophone. Jazz Guitar. Classical. Hip Hop Violin.  
37) What’s your favorite song of all time?  Thats a dumbass question. Do you actually believe ANY human can have ONE song to be listed as an all time favorite? Music is the fabric of our lives. One song connects to one memory. What human had only one memory.
38) What’s your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Take a woman out to a Jazz club. Then to dinner. Then for a swim in the Mediterranean Sea, as the sun rises. What comes next is entirely up to the Lady….but it might involve dancing in our suits the creator gave us, to Billie Holiday…..if she is game.
39) What’s your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? See above…… 👆👆👆
40) Have any hidden talents?  Uncle Sam taught me to kill humans. Well.
41) You’re about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? Vanessa Williams.
42) What would be your dream job? To Be God.
43) Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? One Trillion Dollars and My Wife and Son.
44) If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? 1. Wife & Son alive and with me.
2. One Trillion Dollars.
3. Donald Trump for 48 hours…. in my basement.
4. The Chicago Cubs 3-peat.
5. ALL cigars are free for 5 years to all cigar smokers.
45) Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? No. I love My Penis way too much.
46) Name 1 thing not many people know about you: If I named one thing not many people knew about me, it would no longer be one thing not many people know about me. Would it.
47) If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? God.
48) Do you believe in the afterlife? I’ll let you know when I get there and see it exist.
49) On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? ALL women have the right to choose whats right for their bodies, life, future and existence. NOT any male has a right to decide for a woman if she has a right to an abortion, mainly because it’s none of his muthafuckin business, but also because the US Constitution has granted that legal right to all women. That EXACT SAME FUCKIN US CONSTITUTION THAT SAY’S IT LEGAL TO BEAR ARMS. Now if you honor the 2nd amendment which is a weapon of mass destruction, honor Roe Vs Wade and do NOT tell me abortion kills while you love the right to bear arms, which also kills. Here ends the lesson.

Well that was fun…no?? I enjoyed these questions because they were very different. Again a wealth of thanks to Ms. Ella Eris over at EllaErisBeautyAndLifeStyle a wonderful blog you should visit, regularly. She’s a real sweetheart. AND gorgeous too.

I must add this disclaimer…..I’m way too fuckin lazy to proofread this so if you stumble upon any typos or grammatical error, just get past it, you grammar spelling punctuation NAZI you.


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    • That trend started in the county jails across the USA. When a prisoner is admitted to a county jail, they have their shoelaces and belts taken from them to prevent suicide or weapons being used from those articles. The pants then fall down or sag on the hips with no belt. When a prisoner is released back into society, they don’t wear the belt as a sign they were inside, as a badge of unity. It quickly became a fashion statement among young Negro boys and it was picked up by hip hop artist as a style. The MTV crowd started wearing it and soon white kids picked it up as well.

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