Passport – Stay Home

David Palethorpe

I wasn’t going to get involved in the debate about what colour passport or where it was going to be produced for the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland – but what the hell.

I got my first British passport – it was black by the way and not blue which is probably why the right wing racists won’t admit what colour it really was – in 1966 which was a memorable year because it was my first foreign holiday.

I went with friends to Majorca for two weeks, ignored all of the warnings, got sunburned, drank Bacardi and coke for the first time and all whilst only being able to officially take £50 of currency out of the country.

Will I be prosecuted if I now admit that I took more stuffed into the toes of my spare shoes?
Oh and England Won the football World Cup under the guidance…

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