YES……another damn tag that I was NOT tagged in but am gonna participate in ANYDAMNWAY.


I was NOT nominated by An Anonymous Escape from Life to partake in this tag event but did that stop me……not on your life. I decided to gate crash this party. Please stop by An Anonymous Escape From Life and read this original post.  



  • Thank & tag the person that has tagged you.
  • Attach the tag photo
  • Answer the questions
  • Tag 10-20 friends.


How do I feel at the moment?
♦  Bored and hungry…but then again bored is why I am doing this tag and I am hungry 24/7/365.

What do I need more in my life?
Women. Cigars. Time For Water Activities. (Definitely NOT In That Order)

What would make me happy right now?
Women. Cigars. Time For Water Activities. (Definitely NOT In That Order)

What is going right in my life?
Well, lets see…. I didn’t spend the night in Jail. I avoided a trip to the ER. I didn’t get my face slapped yet.

What am I most grateful for? List 10 things.
Being so damn good looking.
Not having friends.
NOT believing in god OR jesus.
Moving from the usa to Sicily.
Living out the last days of my life on the sea, and not worrying bout shooting some rouge KKKop.
Common Sense….which by the way is never as common as thought.
Superior Intelligence.
WordPress Community. 
WordPress Community.
WordPress Community.

When did I experience joy this week?
When I woke up.

List a small victory/success?
Spending 8 total hours on the phone with a customer “service” representative, over two days, attempting to get cell
 service for my 87 year old neighbor who has no landline and was disconnected by mistake. NOT a small win.

What is bothering me & why?
Customer “Service” Reps who do not speak Mandarin. German. Portuguese. Farsi. Japanese. Sicilian. English. Arabic. Navajo.
Whom do not comprehend what exactly “Customer Service” means. 

What are my priorities at the moment?
Not to murder the next Customer Service rep I run into in person. A steaming hot pot of strawberry & chocolate creme coffee.

What do I love about myself?
I’m Evil. Stubborn. Dominate. A Loner. Standoffish. Skilled. Sexy. Sensuous. Silent. Honest. Deadly. Did I mention Evil.

Who means the world to me & why?
Humanitarian Humans. Kind Humans. Lucifer (My German Shepard) Not the devil. Elderly. Babies. Women.
Honest Humans. Helpful Customer Service Employees. The why is easy, they’re deserving of my kindness.

If I could share one message with the world, what would it be?
“Everybody you fuck is NOT a lover. Everybody you talk to, Is NOT a friend.” If humans remember this, they will be
just fine and dandy. Watch what you tell people about YOU.

What advice would I give to my younger self?
DO NOT, under any circumstances, break up with my very first girlfriend, Bernadette. DO NOT under any circumstances
spend nine years in the us military, ever. 

What lesson did I learn this week?
Customer service reps are…….. Never Mind.

If I had all the time in the world, what would I do first?
Go back in time to June 14th, 1946 and make damn sure Frederick Christ Trump Sr. was wearing a condom and that
Mary Anne MacLeod Trump had taken her birth control pill for that day. 

What’s draining my energy?
Since I moved from the usa to Sicily, NOTHING is draining My Energy.

What does my ideal morning look like?
Rolling out of bed when my eyes open, noticing I still have a morning erection, at 58. Listening
to these noisy ass birds chirping as loud as they can. Looking out my kitchen window to see my two
boats still docked where I left ’em. A Shower. An orange and a banana. Bloggin. Lucifer’s tail wag.

What does my ideal day look like?
WhateverthehellIchoose. Thats the beauty of my life. I do NOT punch any clock but my own.

What makes me come alive?
Women. Cigars. Time For Water Activities. (Definitely NOT In That Order)

What/who inspires me the most?
I inspire myself. My mind. My body. My mood. My freedom. My independence.

Where does my pain originate?
What pain? NOT every human has pain.

What are my strengths?
I like me. I adore me. I am satisfied I paid attention to my Grandparents
and became a Man they are proud to have raised. I am My Greatest Strength.

What is something I’ve always wanted, but am too scared to get?
Nothing scares me at this age. I have two tattoos, one an Army Ranger Motto, the other my wife & son’s profiles.
I’d like another but have no clue what it should be, so I hesitate to get one.

What is something I would love to learn?
How to locate the G-Spot with my eyes closed and in 4 seconds flat. It takes me 2 minutes currently.

Where would I want to live my ideal life?
I am.

Where would I like to travel in the next 5 years?
FreeDive to the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea.

What can I do to take better care of myself?
Get married. Thats not gonna happen at my age because I am….. (see question on What do I love about myself?)

What hobbies would I like to try?
Training Donald Trump to stop being a dumbass.

When have I done something that I thought I couldn’t do?
Survived losing my wife of 10 years and my 9 year old son to a automobile crash. Both died instantly.

At the end of my life, what do I want my legacy to be?
I want no one to mourn me. I want no one to cry for me. I want no one to be me. I want to be missed just a little.

Ok. I hope there are no typos cause I’m too fuckin lazy to proofread this…..so…


As is my customary ornery way way of doing these tags, I NOMINATE EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS…… That Means Y.O.U.

Congratulations to all the nominees! Please don’t feel obliged to participate, and if you do, take your time as there is no need to rush! Be sure to tag me in your responses, I’d love to read your answers



32 replies »

  1. I love your hilarious/sarcastic twist to the whole tagging game—–♦ “Not to murder the next Customer Service rep I run into in person” The customer service sucks in the country I live in, so this answer is quite relatable 🙂


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